#10. Jennifer Lopez U Turn(1997)
Uuuuuuuuugh....U Turn, a terrible movie about man heading to Vegas to pay off his gambling debt before the Russian mafia kills him is forced to stop in an Arizona town where everything that can go wrong does go wrong. U Turn is a 1997 American neo-noir crime thriller film directed by Oliver Stone and starring Sean Penn, Billy Bob Thornton, Jennifer Lopez, Jon Voight, Powers Boothe, Joaquin Phoenix, Claire Danes, and Nick Nolte. It is based on the book Stray Dogs by John Ridley. Jennifer Lopez plays as Grace McKenna who Bobby Cooper meets Jake and Grace McKenna, a father and daughter who are also a married couple. They separately approach Bobby to kill the other for money. But, he becomes attracted to Grace and agrees to kill Jake, then he and Grace can be together and use Jake's money for a new start somewhere else. Sounds like a great movie..... Definitely a movie to forgot about or never speak of, except with the power again with slow-motion mode of your VCR we get to see topless "JLO" for a quick second in time in between some terrible montage that made it hard to stay hard. But that is the joys of GIF-ed scenes and screen caps, so you can get hard and stay hard for your "JLO" moment of pleasure!! Now this is a movie that came out the same year as Jennifer's best acting performance in Selena. Now it wasn't the 1st topless scene for her in movies or the most sexy but it ended up being the best.
#9. Gillian Anderson Straightheads(2007)
Straightheads is a 2007 British revenge/thriller film (titled Closure in the US), featuring brutal sexual violence, which follows a couple who seek revenge. It follows Alice Comfort who is a businesswoman who hires Adam, a 23-year-old self-employed security technician. which after surviving a gang rape and mugging, a middle aged businesswoman and her 23 year old boyfriend plot to murder their attackers, but find themselves conflicted about carrying out their plans. It was written and directed by Dan Reed, who made his directorial début, and features Gillian Anderson and Danny Dyer. Since Gillian came out in The X-Files we had 2 things in mind.... 1st "I want to believe" 2nd I want to see Dana Scully naked!!!!
That's what this terrible movie at least did for us. Not a completely naked Scully, but a topless/nude scene. Nerds rejoiced the day this came available. The great slow-motion mode on your VCR and pause was used a lot during this scene!!
#8. Sharon Stone Basic Instinct(1992)
Basic Instinct had many scenes of nudity for us all to enjoy Sharon Stone in. But only one scene in this movie holds the title as the 1st most watched, downloaded, paused, slow-motion, re-wand. screen capped and GIF-ed scene. The director could have just had that one scene and the rest of the movie have no nudity at all and people wouldn't remember that! Basic Instinct story-line if you were wondering is about a violent police detective investigates a brutal murder that might involve a manipulative and seductive novelist. Now it's not like we all never seen a woman's beaver before this movie but it's Sharon's who was the most memorable.
#7. Alyssa Milano Embrace of the Vampire (1995)
It's hard to believe that Embrace of the Vampire is over 25 years old and Alyssa's nude scene is still a high downloaded, searched and GIF-ed scene. Embrace of the Vampire is about a student named Charlotte who is a good girl and a virgin who is having some very bad dreams about sex. These dreams are courtesy of the vampire. Charlotte begins to change but as long as she remains pure for three days, the vampire will take her and they will live eternally together.
Again this is another movie on this list which not many have watch the movie but have see/watched and wacked off to Alyssa's scenes in this movie.
#6. Halle Berry Monster's Ball(2001) & Swordfish (2001)
Monster's Ball is about a story after a family tragedy, a racist prison guard re-examines his attitudes while falling in love with the African-American wife of the last prisoner he executed. This movie was an ok watch for all the oscar buzz and awards it got. But like most of us Monster's Ball is known for the Halle Berry real sex scene. Which has been paused, re-wand, screen capped, and GIF-ed over and over. Probably still to this day it's going throw this.
Early in 2001 we got the much awaited topless Berry scene from Swordfish. Which Swordfish was about a covert counter-terrorist unit called Black Cell led by Gabriel Shear wants the money to help finance their war against international terrorism, but it's all locked away. Gabriel brings in convicted hacker Stanley Jobson to help him. Now when this scene hit it broke the internet and many VHS tapes as well. This is still the more pleasing visual scene to look at for wacking or the Monster's Ball scene.
#5. Salma Hayek Frida(2002) &
Ask the Dust(2006)
A biography of artist Frida Kahlo, who channeled the pain of a crippling injury and her tempestuous marriage into her work. We have been blessed with many sexy scenes from Salma like her stripper scene from From Dusk Till Dawn(1996) to her topless scene from Desperado(1995). Even a full-frontal nude scene from Ask the Dust(2006) can't beat the scene from Frida.
Ask the Dusk is about a Mexican beauty Camilla hopes to rise above her station by marrying a wealthy American. That is complicated by meeting Arturo Bandini, a first-generation Italian hoping to land a writing career and a blue-eyed blonde on his arm. But for the record the scene from Ask the Dusk was poorly lite, but thanks to horny techs we get a light corrected GIF! Which brings us to this scene from Frida where we can see Salma nude in good lighting and that will always be her number 1 scene for all to wack off to!.
#4. Rosario Dawson Trance(2013)
What else is there to say about Rosario Dawson, besides her being super hot and sexy! Trance is about an art auctioneer who becomes mixed up with a group of criminals partners with a hypnotherapist in order to recover a lost painting. This movie doesn't fall into anybody's list of great movies by a long shot. But it does give us an amazing wacking off moment with Rosario Dawson where she walks down a hall in a full-frontal nudity scene. Which also had good lighting for the scene which is always a complaint in nude scenes in movies with big stars. Rosario has had nude scenes in the past, but after seeing this one from Trance you pretty much don't waste your time on the others.
#3. Kristen Wiig Welcome to Me(2014)
Welcome to Me is a story about Alice Klieg when she wins the Mega-Millions lottery, she immediately quits her psychiatric meds and buys her own talk show. For Kristen Wiig this was a very good acting role that touched on serious topics which she played out well. But her acting isn't why she made it on this list at number 3. The reason why she made number 3 on this list basically is because she falls in the same category as Sara Silverman. A cute female who everybody got a comedy crush for with her talent. The idea of her having a hot body or a hot body that we would ever see, never crossed peoples minds until the rumors of this movie came out. The pay off of Kristen's full-frontal nude scene was a shocker and an instant GIF worthy scene for wacking off moment over an over!
#2. Sarah Silverman Take This Waltz(2011) & I Smile Back (2015)
Take This Waltz is about a happily married woman falls for the artist who lives across the street. Which brought us to a shower scene that watching in real time without edit. Is a scene your trying not to watch completely with all the old women nudity in it, kind of like that scene from the Shinning when you have a beautiful nude model that turned into a naked old scary woman. This scene of course isn't that bad, but bad enough. Regardless, it provides us with everybody's crush Sara Silverman full-frontal nude scene. We always had fantasy wack sessions about her, but never thought it would happen. But once it did, it became a famously edited scene to enjoy Sara's beautiful nudity while a good wacking off took place! And still to this day!
I Smile Back is best described as Laney Brooks does bad things. Married with kids, she takes the drugs she wants, sleeps with the men she wants, disappears when she wants. Now, with the destruction of her family looming, and temptation everywhere, Laney makes one last desperate attempt at redemption. Although after getting full-frontal of Sara, there was something about her topless scene that did us all in and making it another wacking moment with Sara!
#1. Scarlett Johansson Under the Skin(2013)
Under the Skin is about a mysterious young woman seduces lonely men in the evening hours in Scotland. However, events lead her to begin a process of self-discovery. This movie surprised everyone, because the fact is we expected this kind of nude scene from Scarlett when she 1st started and the more recognizable she became the dream of nudity seemed far far away from our hopes. Under The Skin came out probably at her most popular time with her being full invested in Marvel now as Black Widow. This full-frontal nude scene came as the super reward of never giving up on the nude scene hopes and wacking off dreams.
That's why these nude scenes tops the most paused, re-wand and GIF-ed nudity!!
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