Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Monday, January 27, 2020

Top 11 Absurd Overreactions by Schools




11. UK School Bans Triangular Flapjack
Proving that the insanity shown on British TV show TOWIE is home grown, a Local Essex school banned lunch ladies and parents alike from serving flap-jacks cut into triangular shapes. In the UK, flapjacks do not refer to the soft pancakes eaten with maple syrup consumed by Americans. In fact, according to Castle View school, it refers to dangerous weapons that can be used by children to bludgeon or stab each other to death (or, according to those liars at the BBC “chewy biscuits made from rolled oats, golden syrup or honey”).
On one occasion, a year 7 student was hit with one of them so hard he had to (hold your horrified gasps in), go home for the rest of the afternoon. The principal, Gill Thomas, immediately banned all lunch ladies from cutting their flap-jacks into triangular shapes, only squares and rectangles were allowed. An insider reported that this was due to a health and safety issue in the school as apparently, the sore eye the student received was more life-threatening than anything pens and pencils could cause. These often utilized instruments can, in the hands of school children and MacGuyvers alike, double as dangerous weaponry capable of causing severe injury or even death in some cases.
After verifying it was not a spoof article written by the Onion, the UK health and safety agency gave a carefully worded statement “We often come across half-baked decisions taken in the name of health and safety, but this one takes the biscuit. The real issue isn’t what shape the flapjacks are, but the fact that pupils are throwing them at each other – and that’s a matter of discipline, and has got nothing to do with health and safety as we know it. We’re happy to make clear that flapjacks of all shapes and sizes continue to have our full backing.”



10. School Bans Frilly Socks because of Trip Hazard

Again in England, a school in Gloucestershire banned students from wearing frilly socks as one student had tripped over them. After assessing the situation in a kangaroo court of some unknown variety, they came to the conclusions that long frilly socks were an unacceptable risk and issued strict restrictions. When parents rebelled against this new rule by sending their children in with frills, the school kindly provided new socks for them and gave them a reminder letter, warning that next time the kids would be sanctioned. It is worth noting that shoelaces are a bigger trip risk in schools, more students wear the than not, and reportedly fewer know how to tie them than use an iPhone.
As errant shoelaces can lead to trips more frequently, we’re curious as to why those haven’t been banned yet.



9. School Bans Hugging and Handshakes to prevent violence

A school in Croydon, South London, placed a heavy handed ban on hugs and handshakes. Why? This was done so as to reduce incidents of bullying in school. As the school revealed to the BBC after a student was suspended for giving her friend a hug, “Physical contact between students is not allowed at the academy because it is often associated with poor behaviour or bullying and can lead to fighting.” That’s right, giving someone a hug could lead to you emotionally harassing them and then eventually giving them a physical beat-down. Similarly, another primary school in Australia banned its students from hugging each other after the principal noticed that hugging in the school was apparently an epidemic which occupied students and possibly consumed every waking moment.
Ironically, studies show that giving of hugs help increase positive emotions and could help reduce outbursts of violence by people as well as calm them down. In the first case, we can say the reasoning was counter intuitive, in the second case completely absurd.



8. Schools ban best friends and Christmas cards because they could lead to hurt feelings

Proving that the ultimate goal of schools is to create a mini version of the island Lord of the Flies, select schools have placed bans on best friends and giving of personalised Christmas cards. In both cases, administrators fear a sense of rejection and disappointment may push these kids to depression and make them feel excluded.
Personally we feel the worst that can happen is probably that the children…throw tantrums or something, or at the very least feel mildly disappointed (and we can’t have that now can we?).


7. Schools ban Birthday cake

Remember bringing your birthday cake to school and sharing it with your friends? Turns out that means that you’re an incredibly bad person who deserves to be punished for attempted murder. Several Australian schools banned cakes due to their triggering allergies in a few students. Let that sink in: because a few students were allergic to some ingredients, cake was banned for everybody. Parents were not the only ones pointing out the absurdity in this.
The CEO of Allergy and Anaphylaxis Australia agreed with parents, with reference made to the guidelines of the Australasian Society of Clinical Immunology and Allergy which describes general food bans as “generally unnecessary and are not recommended in late primary or high school”


6. War on Birthday Candles
Proving that Australia hates both childhood and birthdays, blowing out of birthday candles on a cake is now prohibited in some Australian schools. This is because germs could be transmitted from the blowers into the mouths of those who consume the cake. Children are instead encouraged to have little cupcakes instead. If you think this is going too far, there’s more: staff are required to wipe down toys, door knobs and children with disinfectants so as to prevent the spread of germs.
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Ironically, Australian doctors pointed out that this policy would lead to the children being less healthy in the long run as they would have underdeveloped immune systems.


5. School tells child to keep his bag away rather than punish bully
Everyone knows that schools are supposed to deal with bullies for the kids that can’t defend themselves. It’s a natural thing to expect. You give your kids over for a few hours and they protect them in return. So it must have come as a shock to Noreen Bruce when her child who was the target of bullies was simply advised to stop making himself a target. Grayson Bruce was a fan of the My Little Pony series and his mother had bought him a bag with the face of the character Rainbow dash on it. What must have started as some casual teasing escalated into full blown bullying with some kids telling him to go kill himself. When the school counselor had to be involved, she merely advised the boy to stop wearing the bag, as it triggered bullying.
That’s right, if someone attacks you for doing a thing, stop doing that thing. Instead of stopping the bullies, the school merely told him to go away (and if you think not wearing the bag anymore would have been effective, you don’t know children).


4. School disallows girl with food allergies from eating with others
Turns out having allergies means you’re anti-social in some schools. Yup, that’s right. A school in North-West London had a student named Lisa-Mbali McFarlane effectively quarantined at lunch times because her parents wanted to regulate her diet. Turns out that Lisa had allergies to different foods like which contained additives, sugar or dairy products. Seeing as they could not control the foods the school served and knowing that four year olds have no capacity to stop and think, “Wait, that’s bad for me,” they opted for making her a packed lunch. Knowing about her allergies and understanding that she had reasons for not eating the regular food, the school then proceeded to keep her in a separate room at lunch time.
Because eating different food is anti-social and so therefore we must keep you in a different room to make you more social?


3. Skinny Jeans on girls are banned

Don’t worry, London isn’t the only one that does the whole blaming the victim thing, a Petaluma middle school in California banned skinny jeans on girls. Well, that’s normal in a twisted way, schools have dress codes which students must adhere to. The reason however, was utterly baffling. The school had banned the girls from wearing the jeans so guys would not be distracted. That’s the same thing as banning wallets so thieves wouldn’t steal them and legitimizes sexual harassment.
Of course the students protested but the school turned a deaf ear. While we understand the motive behind this we can’t help but think addressing the underlying sexism would be more helpful.



2. School bans girl for being different

Apparently being different in a school can lead to you being expelled even if all that is different is a haircut. Sunnie Kahle was three years old when she and her grandmother, Doris Thompson, chopped her hair to donate to cancer patients. A clearly sweet and charitable act led to horrible consequences when, at eight years old, school asked her grandmother if Sunnie was a lesbian. In second grade, the school decided to not allow her admission because she apparently behaved like a boy in school. They sent a letter to her grandmother saying “You’re probably aware that Timberlake Christian Schools is a religious, Bible-believing institution providing education in a distinctly Christian environment, and we believe that our biblical role is to work in conjunction with the home to mold students to be ‘Christlike…It seems that the school’s goals and biblical foundations are going to be in contradiction with the direction that Sunnie is heading at this point.”
To sum this up, the school thought the 8 year old girl might have been becoming lesbian or transgender and then expelled her. Hurrah for traditional family values right?


1. School puts the ban in banana
Kevin Rudd attended the O'Connor Cooperative School to hear students' concerns about the environment. At the bottom of a press release promoting the event, a statement in bold warned journalists who had eaten a banana in the past 12 hours to stay away because of allergy concerns.The school declined to comment on the story, saying only it had an anaphylaxis free policy, as did most other schools in the ACT. But the president of Anaphylaxis Australia, Maria Said, has described the ban as extreme. "Certainly trying to reduce the amount of allergen at the school, if say there's a child that has a life-threatening allergy to banana, saying to children in that child's class or maybe even in the whole infant section 'please don't bring bananas into school because they're a risk', that is certainly commonplace," she said.
"But saying to people to not eat a particular food, not to eat it for breakfast or for up to 12 hours before, the bottom line is most people that go into anaphylaxis will go into anaphylaxis from ingesting the food. "Touch reactions are generally localised and the same with breath reactions. Most times you need to actually ingest the food to cause a reaction." Ms Said says while avoiding any anaphylaxis is paramount, the measures to control should be based on risk to the child. "Now we don't want any reaction to occur, but it seems to me highly extreme to make that request of anybody," she said. "If there was kissing involved, well, sure I'd want them to be cautious. "But we're talking about school here and I think having a banana for breakfast would pose very little risk to someone at risk of anaphylaxis." She also says while policies for managing allergies are common within schools, this type of ban is quite rare. "There are certainly guidelines for the management of children at risk of anaphylaxis, but they do not specify what you would do as far as what strategies you put in place," she said. "One of the many strategies is certainly to reduce the amount of the allergen, but it would be rare to find a type of school that makes this request and I would be encouraging the school to speak with the child's doctor to see if this extreme strategy was really warranted."

Australia has one of the highest levels of food allergies in the world.

Friday, January 24, 2020

Top 25 Best Female Magic Carpets

#25 Grace Diaz(Yoni Grace)
 Grace Diaz is a youtuber/social media guru, that has a passion for healing that began at the age of ten. In 2011 Grace began distributing Yoni Eggs to women worldwide while educating them through what I was taught through interviewing over 5,000 women in Yoni Egg focus groups. She also is certified in women Vaginal Yoni Egg Yoga training for their at-home businesses. She does many different kind of instructional videos to help with womens health. Which is where we got to see her natural and healthy bush.





#24 Juliette Lewis
Juliette Lewis is an American actress and singer known for her portrayals of offbeat characters, often in films with dark themes.[2] Lewis became an "it girl" of American cinema in the early 1990s, appearing in various independent and arthouse films.[3] Her accolades include a Pasinetti Award, one Academy Award nomination, one Golden Globe nomination, and a Primetime Emmy Award nomination. The daughter of character actor Geoffrey Lewis, Lewis began her career in television at age 14 before being cast in her first major film role as Audrey Griswold in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989). She went on to garner international notice for her role as a defiled teenage daughter in Martin Scorsese's remake of Cape Fear (1991), which saw Lewis nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, as well as the Golden Globe in the same category. Following the success of Cape Fear, Lewis had a supporting role in Woody Allen's Husbands and Wives (1992), followed by the thriller Kalifornia (1993) in which she portrayed a childlike woman whose boyfriend is a serial killer. She also appeared in the drama What's Eating Gilbert Grape (also 1993), playing a young drifter. Lewis gained further notice for her lead role as Mallory Knox in Oliver Stone's controversial satirical crime film Natural Born Killers (1994), which earned her the Pasinetti Award for Best Actress at the Venice Film Festival. She subsequently starred in Kathryn Bigelow's cult science fiction film Strange Days (1995), and Robert Rodriguez's vampire film From Dusk Till Dawn (1996). In 1999, Lewis had a leading role as a mentally-disabled woman in the drama The Other Sister. The 2000s saw Lewis appearing in a series of supporting roles in independent features and studio films, and in 2003 she earned an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actress for her role in Hysterical Blindness (2002). She went on to appear in supporting parts in such comedies as Old School (2003) and Starsky & Hutch (2004), and embarked on a musical career in 2003, forming the rock band Juliette and the Licks; in 2009, Lewis began releasing material as a solo artist. Subsequent film roles include the sports comedy Whip It (2009), the biographical crime film Conviction (2010), and the drama August: Osage County (2013). In the later 2010s, Lewis worked more frequently in television, appearing in lead roles on the series The Firm (2012), Wayward Pines (2015), Secrets and Lies (2015–2016), and The Act (2019)






#23 Kristen Wiig
Kristen Wiig is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer. She was born in Canandaigua, New York, and raised in both Lancaster, Pennsylvania, and Rochester, New York. She later relocated to Los Angeles, where she broke into comedy as a member of the improvisational comedy troupe The Groundlings, and made her television debut in 2003. Wiig joined the cast of Saturday Night Live in 2005, and the following year, she appeared in the Christmas comedy film Unaccompanied Minors.[2] After appearing in a series of supporting roles in comedy films such as Knocked Up (2007), Adventureland (2009), Whip It (2009), and Paul (2011), she starred in, and co-wrote the screenplay for the comedy film Bridesmaids (2011), which was both critically and commercially successful. The film earned her a Golden Globe Award nomination for Best Actress – Musical or Comedy, as well as nominations for the BAFTA and Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay and a Screen Actors Guild Award nomination for Outstanding Performance by a Cast.Wiig provided her voice for the animated franchises Despicable Me (2010–17) and How to Train Your Dragon (2010–19), and was also nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie for her role as Cynthia Morehouse in the comedy miniseries The Spoils of Babylon (2014). Wiig's other notable films include Girl Most Likely (2012), The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013), The Skeleton Twins (2014), Welcome to Me (2014), The Diary of a Teenage Girl (2015), The Martian (2015), Ghostbusters (2016), Downsizing (2017), and Mother! (2017). Kristen Wiig is anothe rone of those crushes that you ended up with a huge bonus.

 



#22 Diane Farr
 Diane Farr is an American actress, producer, and writer of Irish and Italian descent. She is known for her roles as the FBI agent Megan Reeves in the CBS television series Numb3rs and the firefighter Laura Miles in Rescue Me. Farr was a co-host for 200 episodes of the advice program Loveline on MTV and made guest appearances on The Drew Carey Show, Arli$$, and CSI. She portrayed the recurring role of Amy DeLuca, mother to the series co-star Majandra Delfino's character Maria, on The WB's and later UPN's Roswell. She also played Maddie Hudson on The WB's Like Family. Later, she played Detective Jan Fendrich on the ABC series The Job, co-created by and starring Denis Leary. Following the end of that series, she appeared in the cast of Rescue Me (also co-created by and starring Leary), playing a firefighter for two seasons. She left Rescue Me to star as FBI agent Megan Reeves on the CBS crime drama Numb3rs. Farr opted not to renew her contract and left Numb3rs following the fourth season of the show. She starred in her final episode on May 18, 2008. Farr then joined the Showtime cable-television series Californication for a 10-episode run in autumn 2009. In April 2010, Farr had a role as Barbara, a mother whose negative influence led her son Eddie to become a serial killer, in a flashback episode of Desperate Housewives. When Barbara discovered Eddie's collection of newspaper articles about the women he hurt or murdered, he strangled her to death. She guest-starred in White Collar as a waitress named Gina De Stefano. DianeFarr guest-starred in season seven of Grey's Anatomy, where in episode 130, she played the role of a patient with Huntington's disease under the care of Meredith, played by the series star Ellen Pompeo. She also had a recurring role in the final season (2012–13) of the Grey's Anatomy spin-off series, Private Practice, as Miranda, a terminal cancer patient and the love interest of Dr. Sheldon Wallace (Brian Benben).Farr stars in Adam Carolla's film Road Hard as Carolla's love interest. Farr also has a comedy series for FunnyorDie.com that she writes and directs called AssCastles.





#21 Tiffany Renee Darwish
Tiffany Renee Darwish is an American singer, songwriter, actress, and former teen icon. She is most notable for her 1987 cover of the song "I Think We're Alone Now", originally recorded in 1967 by Tommy James and the Shondells, and released the second single from her eponymous album, Tiffany. Thanks to an original mall tour, "The Beautiful You: Celebrating The Good Life Shopping Mall Tour '87", Tiffany found commercial success;[3] both the single and the album peaked at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and Billboard 200 charts, respectively. The singles "Could've Been" and "I Saw Him Standing There", a cover version of The Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing There", followed soon after, with the former also claiming the No. 1 position on the Hot 100. Although Tiffany's second album, Hold an Old Friend's Hand, featured a top-10 single, charted in the upper register of the Billboard 200 in 1988, and ultimately became platinum-selling, it failed to replicate the success of her debut. The 1990s saw two additional releases from Tiffany, 1990's New Inside and the Asia-exclusive Dreams Never Die, both of which failed to rekindle significant interest. Tiffany returned in 2000 with her first album in six years, The Color of Silence. Although the album received some minor critical success, it also failed to achieve any significant standing. Since then, Tiffany has recorded four additional full-length albums, including an album of 1980s cover songs, and she continues to tour. Outside of music, Tiffany posed nude in Playboy and has guest-starred on several reality television shows, including Celebrity Fit Club, Australia's version of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling, and has acted in a handful of horror and science fiction films, including Necrosis, Mega Piranha, and Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, the latter co-starring fellow 1980s teen idol and musical contemporary, Debbie Gibson.
 

 

#20 Marion Cotillard


 
Marion Cotillard is a French actress, singer-songwriter, musician, and environmentalist. She is the recipient of an Academy Award, a BAFTA Award, a Golden Globe Award, two César Awards, a European Award, and a Lumières Award. She became a Knight of the Order of Arts and Letters in France in 2010, and was promoted to Officer in 2016. Cotillard had her first English-language role in the television series Highlander (1993) and made her film debut in The Story of a Boy Who Wanted to Be Kissed (1994). Her breakthrough came in the successful French film Taxi (1998), which earned her a César Award nomination. She made the transition into Hollywood in Tim Burton's Big Fish (2003), and subsequently appeared in A Very Long Engagement (2004), for which she won her first César Award. For her portrayal of French singer Édith Piaf in La Vie en Rose (2007), Cotillard achieved worldwide recognition and won her second César Award, a BAFTA Award, a Golden Globe Award, a Lumières Award and the Academy Award for Best Actress, becoming the first and (as of 2018) only actor to win an Academy Award for a French-language performance, and also the second actress and one of only six actors to have won this award for a foreign language performance. Her performances in Nine (2009) and Rust and Bone (2012) garnered Cotillard two Golden Globe nominations, and for Two Days, One Night (2014), she earned a second Academy Award nomination for Best Actress, which was also her second nomination for a French-language film. Cotillard became one of only six actors to receive multiple Academy Award nominations for foreign language performances. Marion played Joan of Arc on stage in different countries between 2005 and 2015 in the oratorio Jeanne d'Arc au bûcher. Her English-language films include Public Enemies (2009), Inception (2010), The Dark Knight Rises (2012), Macbeth (2015), and Allied (2016). She provided voice acting for the animated films The Little Prince (2015), April and the Extraordinary World (2015) and the French version of Minions (2015). Her other notable French and Belgian films include La Belle Verte (1996), War in the Highlands (1999), Pretty Things (2001), Love Me If You Dare (2003), Innocence (2004), Toi et Moi (2006) and Dikkenek (2006).
 

#19 Sean Young
Sean Young is an American actress. She is best known for her performances in the films Stripes (1981), Blade Runner (1982), Dune (1984), No Way Out (1987), Wall Street (1987), Cousins (1989) Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), and Blade Runner 2049(2017). Young was born in Louisville, Kentucky, the daughter of Donald Young, Jr., a television producer and journalist, and Lee Guthrie (born Mary Lee Kane), a screenwriter, public relations executive, and journalist.Young graduated from Cleveland Heights High School in Cleveland Heights, Ohio, followed by the Interlochen Arts Academy in Interlochen, Michigan. She also attended the School of American Ballet in New York City. Before becoming an actress, Young worked as a model and ballet dancer. Sean's role in the movie Love Crimes (1991) is what helps her make her way on this list of magic carpets!!

 


#18 Downtown Julie Brown
 
  Downtown Julie Brown is a London–born actress, television personality, SiriusXM DJ and former MTV VJ. Brown is best known as the host of the television music show Club MTV which ran from 1987 until 1992. After leaving MTV, Brown went on to work for ESPN conducting on- and off-field interviews with football athletes. Brown then moved to Los Angeles to host the E Entertainment channel's gossip show. She also became the host of the syndicated radio program American Dance Traxx in March 1992 until its final broadcast in December 1993. Brown has appeared in a number of movies and TV shows, including Spy Hard; Spring Break '83; The Weird Al Show; B*A*P*S; Ride; Walker, Texas Ranger; Battle Dome; Hey Arnold!; I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!; The Dog Whisperer; The Eric Andre Show; and RuPaul's Drag U. Most recently, she appeared in television's Wife Swap on 21 July 2013. She also appeared on the cover and posed nude for the August 1998 edition of Playboy. Brown is currently a host on the SiriusXM channel '90s on 9. In addition to hosting programmes, she also hosts "The Back in The Day Replay Countdown," on which are played the 30 biggest songs of the week from a particular year in the 1990s.


 


#17 Suzy McCoppin
Suzy McCoppin is an American actress and columnist whose subjects typically deal with nightlife, dating, and sex. Suzy's early career began as an actress, doing commercials and having bit parts on TV shows such as The Sopranos and Entourage. She also worked as a body double for stars such as Kim Cattrall, Kate Moss, and Ashley Judd. Between 2001 and 2010 she appeared in several films for the New Jersey-based Seduction Cinema production company under the name Julian Wells. Later in her career, McCoppin covered nightlife for celebrity magazines such as Life & Style, In Touch, and served as an Los Angeles correspondent for British publications such as The Daily Mail, and The Sun. In 2008 McCoppin became a nightlife and sex columnist for Playboy Magazine, as well as a comedic online personality. She was a regular contributor on Playboy radio on Sirius and wrote articles for pop culture website, Popdust.[1] McCoppin also hosted the Under Cover With Suzy McCoppin podcast for twenty-three episodes through July 2014. In 2014, McCoppin and co-author Allison Swan co-wrote a book titled KissnTell, a work of fiction released digitally through publisher Full Fathom Five. The television rights to the book were purchased by E! with the intention of adapting it into a scripted television series.



#16 Stacey Dash
Stacey Dash is an American actress and former talk show host. Dash played Dionne Marie Davenport in the 1995 feature film Clueless and its eponymous television series.[3] She has also appeared in the films Moving, Mo' Money, Renaissance Man, and View from the Top. Other television work by Dash includes appearances in the series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Single Ladies and the reality TV show Celebrity Circus. She has also appeared in music videos for Carl Thomas' "Emotional" and Kanye West's "All Falls Down". Stacey Dash isn't someone you would think of for this list until she posed for Playboy with an amazing spread and letting us all know how clueless we were on how nice of a bush she has!




#15 Anna Brewster
 
Anna Brewster is a model and actress who modelled a range of women's clothing for designer label Ben Sherman; she was seen in the autumn/winter 2007 range throughout the UK. She appeared in a campaign for Aquascutum, Hermes for two seasons, Jigsaw A/W 2011, Sportsgirl and was the face of Links of London for a season.[citation needed] She has shot editorial for UK and American Glamour, Dazed & Confused, Italian Vogue, Japanese Vogue, Hercules, Plastique and Russian Vogue. Brewster starred as Anita Rutter in Anita and Me (2002), and played Doris in Mrs Henderson Presents (2005). In 2007, she portrayed the starring role of Kate Sherman in the E4 miniseries Nearly Famous, and appeared as Anne Stafford in the television series The Tudors. Brewster also played Cynthia Grant in a 2009 episode of The Royal, and Abby in a 2011 episode of Luther. In 2009, Brewster starred as Laura in the horror film The Reeds, which premiered at the After Dark Horrorfest. In 2010, she played supermodel Lydia Kane in the BBC series Material Girl. In 2012, Brewster played Georgina, one of the lead roles in the short film Volume, directed by Mahalia Belo. In 2013, she appeared in the BBC series Silent Witness as Deanna Collier. In December 2015, Brewster appeared as Bazine Netal, a First Order spy in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.From 2015 to 2018, she portrayed Françoise-Athénaïs, Marquise de Montespan in the Canal+ series Versailles.


#14 Alyssa Milano
Alyssa Milano is an American actress, producer, activist, and singer. She is known for her roles as Samantha Micelli in Who's the Boss?, Jennifer Mancini in Melrose Place, Phoebe Halliwell in Charmed, Billie Cunningham in My Name is Earl, Savannah "Savi" Davis in Mistresses, Renata Murphy in Wet Hot American Summer: 10 Years Later, and Coralee Armstrong in Insatiable. In the early 1990s, Milano auditioned for nearly every film role in her age bracket, including B movies,[8] and finally tried to shed her "nice girl" image by appearing nude in several erotic films targeted at adults, such as Embrace of the Vampire, Deadly Sins and Poison Ivy II: Lily. Alyssa since I was a child growing up with her has been a favorite of mine and I was glad that she was never afraid to show off her body. Which even thou she had a great nude black & white pictorial where we could see her bush, it wasn't until we got a nude beach photo of Alyssa and her great bush.


#13 Barbara Bach 
Barbara Bach is an American actress and model, best known for her role as the Bond girl Anya Amasova in The Spy Who Loved Me. In 1977, Bach portrayed the Russian spy Anya Amasova in the James Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me. Bach remarked after the film that Bond is "a chauvinist pig who uses girls to shield him against bullets."[3] The following year she appeared in the movie Force 10 from Navarone. She lost a role to actress Shelley Hack when she auditioned for season four of the television series Charlie's Angels.[4] During an interview with Johnny Carson on May 9, 1979, she said that she lost the audition for Charlie's Angels because they felt she was too sophisticated in attitude and look, and thought that she was not American, even though she was born in Rosedale, Queens, and grew up in Jackson Heights, Queens, in New York City. They asked her manager if she could play an American.[5] Bach has 28 films to her credit. She was featured in a pictorial in Playboy in June 1977. She also had a cameo in a September 1987 special issue on the Bond girls. Bach married British musician Ringo Starr, formerly of The Beatles, on April 27, 1981.[8] The two met in 1980, on the set of the film Caveman (1981).





#12 Helen Hunt
Helen Hunt is an American actress, director, and screenwriter. She rose to fame portraying Jamie Buchman in the sitcom Mad About You (1992–1999, 2019–present), for which she won three Golden Globe Awards for Best Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy and four Emmy Awards (Primetime) for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series. Hunt won the Academy Award for Best Actress for starring as Carol Connelly in the romantic comedy As Good as It Gets (1997), while her portrayal of Cheryl Cohen-Greene in The Sessions (2012), gained her an additional Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress. Her other notable films include Twister (1996), Cast Away (2000), What Women Want (2000), Pay It Forward (2000), Bobby (2006), Soul Surfer (2011) and The Miracle Season (2018). Hunt made her directorial film debut with Then She Found Me (2007), and has directed the film Ride (2014) and episodes of television series including House of Lies, This Is Us, Feud: Bette and Joan, American Housewife, and the premiere episode of the Mad About You revival. Helen Hunt has been around forever it seems. Nudity for her happened a couple times in movies, but her role in "The Sessions" put her on a ton of whacking-off lists. I don't think anybody would've expected an extremely hot bod and explicit scenes from this 49 /50 year old at the time.



#11 Thandie Newton
Thandie Newton is a British actress who has appeared in British and American films. She is known for her starring roles, such as the title character in Beloved (1998), Nyah Nordoff-Hall in Mission: Impossible 2 (2000), Christine in Crash (2004), for which she received a BAFTA Award for Best Actress in a Supporting Role, Linda in The Pursuit of Happyness (2006), Condoleezza Rice in W. (2008), Laura Wilson in 2012 (2009), and Val in Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018). Since 2016, Newton has played the sentient android, the madam Maeve Millay, in the HBO science fiction-western series Westworld, for which she earned a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series and two Critics Choice Awards, as well as Golden Globe Award, Saturn Award, and Screen Actors Guild Award nominations. In 2017, she portrayed DCI Roz Huntley in the BBC drama series Line of Duty, which earned her a nomination for the British Academy Television Award for Best Actress. Thandie Newton was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) in the 2019 New Year Honours for services to film and to charity. Thandie has made it know she likes having bush and so do we.



#10 Shannon Tweed
Shannon Tweed is a Canadian actress and model. One of the most successful actresses of mainstream erotica, she is identified with the genre of the erotic thriller. Tweed lives with her husband Gene Simmons, bassist and co-lead singer of the band Kiss, and their two children; Nicholas Adam Tweed-Simmons and Sophie Alexandra Tweed-Simmons. Tweed is also known for Gene Simmons Family Jewels, a television reality show that portrayed the life of her family from 2006 to 2012. Shannon Tweed became involved in beauty pageants following breast enhancement surgery at age 20. In 1978, she was third runner-up in the Miss Ottawa event and won the Miss Canada talent competition for her singing. After the Canadian wish-fulfilment TV series Thrill of a Lifetime arranged for her to pose for Playboy magazine, Tweed was chosen to be the Playmate of the Month for the November 1981 issue and eventually the Playmate of the Year for 1982. Tweed and her sister Tracy appeared together in a Playboy spread. Tweed resided at the Playboy Mansion for around 14 months as Hugh Hefner's partner. The Mansion was the location of her first meeting with her future husband, musician Gene Simmons. Shannon always had a great bush to look at unfortunately her movies it was rare to see it.




#9 Maggie Gyllenhaal
Maggie Gyllenhaal is an American actress and producer. Part of the Gyllenhaal family, she is the daughter of filmmakers Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Achs, and the older sister of actor Jake Gyllenhaal. She began her career as a teenager with small roles in several of her father's films, and appeared with her brother in the cult favorite Donnie Darko (2001).[6] She received critical acclaim for her starring roles in the independent films Secretary (2002) and Sherrybaby (2006), earning Golden Globe nominations in the Comedy and Drama categories, respectively. In 2008, she received widespread recognition for playing Rachel Dawes in Christopher Nolan's superhero film The Dark Knight. Her other film credits include Adaptation., Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (both 2002), Mona Lisa Smile (2003), Happy Endings (2005), Paris, je t'aime, World Trade Center, Monster House, Stranger Than Fiction (all 2006), and Away We Go (2009). For her performance in Crazy Heart (2009), she was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. She subsequently starred in the films Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010), Won't Back Down (2012), Hysteria (2011), White House Down (2013), and Frank (2014). In 2014, Gyllenhaal made her Broadway debut in a revival of The Real Thing, and starred in the BBC television miniseries The Honourable Woman. For her performance in the latter, she received a Golden Globe and was nominated for a Primetime Emmy. She starred as Candy on the HBO series The Deuce (2017–2019), which she produced. Her other producing credits include the 2018 film The Kindergarten Teacher. As far as Maggie's acting goes i'm not to sure of, except when she is showing her natural bush. Then i'm at full attention!



#8 Sônia Braga
 
Sônia Braga is a Brazilian-American actress. She is known in the English-speaking world for her Golden Globe Award nominated performances in Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985) and Moon over Parador (1988). She also received a BAFTA Award nomination in 1981 for Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands (first released in 1976). For the 1994 television film The Burning Season, she was nominated for an Emmy Award and a third Golden Globe Award. Her other television and film credits include The Cosby Show (1986), Sex and the City (2001), American Family (2002), Alias (2005), Aquarius (2016) and Bacurau (2019). During the 1980s, Braga had relationships with Van Halen front-man David Lee Roth, with actor Robert Redford, and with director/actor Clint Eastwood. Sônia is another one of the true female bushes that makes me happy every time I see it!!



#7 Olivia Wilde 
Olivia Wilde is an Irish and American actress, producer, director, and activist. She is known for her role as Remy "Thirteen" Hadley on the medical-drama television series House (2007–2012),and her roles in the films Conversations with Other Women (2005), Alpha Dog (2007), Tron: Legacy (2010), Cowboys & Aliens (2011), Butter (2011), Drinking Buddies (2013), The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013), Rush (2013), The Lazarus Effect (2015), Love the Coopers (2015), and Meadowland (2015). In 2017, Wilde made her Broadway debut, playing the role of Julia in 1984. In 2019, she directed her first film, the comedy Booksmart to critical acclaim. Olivia gave us plenty of good nude moments. But the one that stands out the most is in the tv series "Vinyl" and finding out it was real bush makes it even better.


#6 Paula Beer
 Paula Beer was born in February 1995 in Berlin, Germany. She is a German actress where first became known as a teenager by her main role in Chris Kraus's 2010 film Poll. Her breakthrough was in 2016, when she starred in François Ozon's Frantz (2016), for which she won the Marcello Mastroianni Award, for best young performer, at the Venice Film Festival. Paula Beer is an actress who came really be missed under the radar because of most of her work is over seas. But her nude scene from the movie 'Werk ohne Autor' quickly caught a lot of peoples eyes. Especelly mine with her great full-frontal bush scene!!




#5 Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy is an American actress, model, television host, satellite radio broadcaster, author, screenwriter, and anti-vaccine activist. She began her career in 1993 as a nude model for Playboy magazine and was later named their Playmate of the Year. McCarthy then had a television and film acting career, starting as a co-host on the MTV game show Singled Out, then some eponymous sitcoms, as well as films such as BASEketball, Diamonds, Scream 3, and Santa Baby. She is a former co-host of the ABC talk show The View. She is currently a judge on the FOX musical competition show The Masked Singer. Jenny's is another great trimmed bush that I couldn't get enough from during her many playboy shoots. Know matter how she has been through the years, there is always a soft spot---I mean "hard spot" for her in my book.




#4 Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman is an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, producer, and writer. Her comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics, such as racism, sexism, politics, and religion, sometimes having her comic character endorse them in a satirical or deadpan fashion For her work on television, she has won two Primetime Emmy Awards. She starred in films, including Who's the Caboose? (1997), School of Rock (2003), Take This Waltz (2011) Wreck-It Ralph (2012), A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014), and Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018). In 2015, she starred in the drama I Smile Back, for which she was nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role. I've had Sarah crush forever and in the movie "Take This Waltz" my crush dreams came true with her memorable bush.


#3 Chloë Sevigny
Chloë Sevigny is an American actress, model, and fashion designer. She is mostly known for her work in independent films, often appearing in controversial or experimental features. She is the recipient of several accolades, including a Golden Globe, a Satellite Award, and an Independent Spirit Award, as well as Academy Award and Screen Actors Guild Award nominations. She also has a career in fashion design concurrent with her acting work. Over the years, her alternative fashion sense has earned her a reputation as a "style icon". Chloë would top most of my list in several categories. But her pictorial for "Purple" takes the cake.



#2 Katrina Law
Katrina Law is an American actress. She is known for playing the roles of Mira in the Starz television series, Spartacus: Blood and Sand and Spartacus: Vengeance, Nyssa al Ghul on The CW television series Arrow, Karen Beach on the Sony Crackle series The Oath, and Quinn Liu on the CBS series Hawaii Five-0. Katrina's bush is timeless and special. She was the hottest actress on "Spartacus" which usually means your not going to see her naked. Seems to be the luck in many shows and movies, accept this show gave us the full view. To this day her bush always gets me. .



#1 Kelly Monaco
Kelly Monaco is an American model, actress, and reality television personality, best known for her portrayal of Sam McCall on the ABC soap opera General Hospital and as the first season winner of the reality TV competition series Dancing with the Stars. Monaco was also Playboy "Playmate of the Month" for April 1997, and portrayed Livvie Locke on the soap opera Port Charles from 1997 through 2003. In 1996, Monaco, who had been thinking of a career in modeling, sent her photo to Playboy. As a result, she became the Playmate of the Month for April 1997. Throughout her tenure with Playboy in the 1990s, Monaco was also featured in many Playboy Special Edition publications. Kelly has been my favorite playmate forever. From her 1st playboy pictorial to her last I have them all under lock and key. Her body is just perfect like nothing I ever seen before and the perfect trimmed bush to go with it all.

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